Join Our Team at Vavida!
Vavida: Where dreams are crushed and legends are born (mostly crushed).
We're a startup, which basically means we're a glorified game of Jenga. One wrong move and the whole thing comes crashing down.
Sound exciting? Good, because we're hiring!
We're looking for rebels, misfits, and anyone else who's tired of the corporate grind.
(Or at least tired of wearing pants.)
If you're passionate about AI, wellness, and the occasional existential crisis, then you might just fit in.
[Here is our List of Job Titles with a touch of absurdity]
1. AI Content Strategist (aka The Wordsmith):
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Mission: Conjure witty, insightful content that doesn't make our target audience want to throw their laptops out the window. (We've had worse feedback.)
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Requirements: Experience with AI and the ability to write copy that's both hilarious and vaguely motivational.
2. AI-Enhanced Video Content Creator (aka The Pixel Pusher):
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Mission: Bring Vavi the Fox to life (without accidentally creating a digital monster).
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Requirements: Video editing skills and a deep understanding of internet memes.
3. AI-Powered Social Media Specialist (aka The Social Butterfly (or Hermit, depending on the day)):
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Mission: Rule the social media jungle (or at least avoid getting eaten by the algorithm).
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Requirements: Experience with AI and the ability to resist the urge to constantly refresh your feed.
4. AI-Generated Podcast & Audio Content Specialist (aka The Voice of Doom (or Enlightenment, hopefully)):
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Mission: Create podcasts so captivating that listeners forget to eat (or sleep). (We're not responsible for any resulting health issues.)
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Requirements: A voice that doesn't sound like a robot (yet), and a love for all things audio, even if it means listening to your own voice for hours on end.
5. AI SEO & Content Optimization Specialist (aka The Search Engine Wrangler):
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Mission: Make our website the top search result for "how to survive entrepreneurship without losing your mind." (Good luck with that one.)
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Requirements: Experience with AI SEO and the ability to predict Google's next bizarre algorithm update.
6. AI Researcher & Product Evangelist (aka The Wellness Guru (or Guru Wannabe)):
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Mission: Become the go-to expert on all things wellness (even though you secretly subsist on coffee and despair).
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Requirements: A genuine interest in wellness (or at least a willingness to pretend you have one) and the ability to translate complex research into something vaguely understandable.
7. AI-Driven Marketing Data Analyst (aka The Data Whisperer):
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Mission: Uncover hidden patterns in our data and use them to make smarter, more impactful marketing decisions. (Or at least avoid making things worse.)
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Requirements: A love for numbers and the ability to resist the urge to blame the AI for all your mistakes.
8. Web Developer with AI Integration Experience (aka The Code Warrior):
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Mission: Build a website that's both beautiful and functional (and doesn't spontaneously combust).
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Requirements: Coding skills and the ability to fix things when they inevitably go wrong. (Which they will.)**
Enter Vavi the Fox, our mischievous mascot who's here to inject some humor into the world of wellness.
Think less "eat your kale" and more "dance like nobody's watching (especially your competitors)."
We're building the Vavida Marketplace, a one-stop shop for all things wellness (except maybe a time machine). We're talking supplements, tests, functional medicine consultations, and maybe even a few questionable wellness gadgets. (Don't judge us.)
And of course, we're all about content. Think witty articles, hilarious videos, and maybe even a podcast that actually makes you want to listen.
(We're aiming for "addictive," but "slightly terrifying" might be more realistic.)
Why Join Vavida?
Because let's be honest, life's too short for boring jobs. At Vavida, you'll be part of a team that's more like a dysfunctional family than a typical workplace. We value creativity, innovation, and the occasional office prank. (Just kidding... maybe.)
You'll get to bring Vavi's message of humor and hope to the world, and you'll learn more about wellness than you ever thought possible. (Hopefully without sacrificing your own sanity.)
How to Get This Job: (The Vavida Way)
We're not your average company. We don't believe in stuffy interviews and endless resumes. We believe in action. We believe in proving yourself. (And maybe a little bit of chaos.)
That's why we're doing things differently. We're offering a 3 months trial period. Think of it as a "get-to-know-you" phase, except way more fun (and maybe a little bit terrifying).
It's unpaid, but hey, you'll get to work with some amazing people (hopefully), learn a ton, and maybe even build something incredible. (Or at least something that doesn't completely implode.)
By the end of the trial, we'll decide if we're a good fit. It's a two-way street. You get to see if you love us, and we get to see if we can handle you. (We're kidding... mostly.)
So, if you're ready to take the plunge, send us your ping and a compelling "why" that's so good it makes us forget to check our email for the next hour. (We're easily distracted.)
We can't wait to hear from you. (Or at least we're pretending to be excited.)
P.S. 10% success rate, remember? But hey, where's the fun in guaranteed success?
​About Us: Welcome to Vavida
(aka the Wellness Startup That Might Actually Survive... Maybe)
We're a tiny ship in a vast ocean of wellness brands, and frankly, we're a little lost. But we're having a blast.
If you're the type who thrives on chaos, loves a good challenge, and isn't afraid to wear your heart on your sleeve (and maybe a questionable AI-generated t-shirt), then read on.
We're tackling a serious problem: stressed-out entrepreneurs who are basically running on fumes and caffeine. We believe in a healthier, happier workforce, and we're here to help them "Outfox Their Clock" (because let's be honest, time is a ruthless opponent).