About Vavida: Clockbusters United
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Welcome to Vavida Clockbusters, where we karate-chop deadlines, dropkick stress, and rewrite time’s rulebook like the rebellious overachievers we are.
If you’ve ever felt like time is your micromanaging boss, guess what? We’re staging a corporate takeover.
Why We’re Here: Fighting the Evil Clocks
Time is supposed to be your trusty sidekick, but instead, it’s like a clingy ex who won’t stop texting. Deadlines, sleepless nights, and the constant “Are you keeping up?” vibes can leave you more fried than your Wi-Fi during a Netflix binge.
That’s where we come in.
Inspired by the legendary Ghostbusters and the mind-blowing fact that science can actually reverse aging (take that, wrinkles!), we’re here to bust the "Evil Clocks" trying to control your life. Together, we’ll flip the script and make time work for you.
Our Mission: Outfoxing Time, One Win at a Time
At Vavida Clockbusters, our mission is as bold as it is simple:
Arm business owners with epic tools, science-backed hacks, and a community of fellow rebels to reclaim their time, health, and sanity. We’re here to help you thrive longer, work smarter, and live better—all while looking slightly cooler than a fox with a hammer.
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The Kitsune Connection: Meet Vavida​
Our mascot, Vavida (aka Vavi if you’re into nicknames), isn’t just a cute fox. She’s inspired by the Japanese Kitsune, a mythical creature known for its intelligence, long life, and borderline magical ability to keep promises. Vavida is clever, resourceful, and 100% here to help you win the clock wars.
Why Join the Clockbusters Movement?
Picture this:
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Waking up refreshed and smugly sipping your coffee because you finally have time for you.
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Running a business that hums along like a well-oiled machine—without devouring your soul.
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Hanging out with a community of go-getters who’d rather share solutions than small talk wasting your time.
Sound like a dream? Nah, just the Clockbusters lifestyle.
Ready to Bust Some Clocks?
Join the Clockbusters Community and let’s flip the script on time together.
Because deadlines? That’s cute.
Meet the Humans Behind the Fox
Katharina and Heiko Schmidt: We’re the brains (and occasionally the chaos) behind Vavida.
Why did we start this? Because we’ve wrestled with the Evil Clocks ourselves. Between juggling businesses, family, and our own health battles, we decided it was time to fight back—and bring everyone along for the ride.
Curious about our full story? Check our team page here:
Before You Go…
Did you know you might just be the chosen one? (Okay, maybe one of the chosen ones—don’t let it go to your head).
We’re talking about the Clockbusters Founders Club, an ultra-exclusive, highly secretive (not really) club for business owners and investors like us who are dead-set on living longer and stronger while shaping the future of functional superfoods.
Think you’ve got what it takes?
Our 1-minute quiz is fun, mildly judgmental, and definitely worth your time—because where else can you mix self-reflection with snacks?
What’s in It for You?
(Besides the chance to make your pantry the envy of all your friends.)
✅ 20% Off Your First Year
Because your health shouldn’t cost more than all your streaming subscriptions combined.
✅ A Free Clockbusters Superfood Starter Kit
Basically a box of awesome—perfect for showing off at brunch or making your coworkers rethink their sad desk salads.
✅ VIP Perks, Early Product Access & Bragging Rights
We’re talking enough perks to make your dog jealous and enough bragging rights to keep your group chats buzzing for weeks.
Take the Quiz
(Go Ahead, We’ll Wait)
...not really
It’s like speed dating, but for health-conscious overachievers.
Click the button to get started—and welcome to the club.
(We’re already pretending you passed.)