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10% off - The 'Broke' but Loyal Plan
50$
Every year
That's practically stealing! You're basically getting paid to shop with us. (Don't tell the accountant.)
- What you don't get:
- Free shipping (sorry, not sorry).
- No Private Jet to deliver your order
- (though we're working on it).
15% off - 'Treat Yo' Self' Plan
90$
Every year
Now you can finally afford that [insert ridiculously expensive item from our Vavida Clockbusters store here]. (But please, for the love of all that is holy, don't tell my wife.)
- What you don't get:
- A lifetime supply of our products. (always dreaming, right?)
- no guarantee that you'll become irresistibly charming.
20% off - I'm Basically an Investor Plan
120$
Every year
You're practically running the company at this point. (Just kidding... mostly. But seriously, thank you. You're the real MVP.)
- What you don't get:
- A lifetime supply of our products.
- (Okay, maybe a slightly better chance than Tier 2.)
- No guarantee that you'll become CEO
- (though you can try your luck at our office Christmas party)

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