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  • 10% off - The 'Broke' but Loyal Plan

    50$
    Every year
    That's practically stealing! You're basically getting paid to shop with us. (Don't tell the accountant.)
     
    • What you don't get:
    • Free shipping (sorry, not sorry).
    • No Private Jet to deliver your order
    • (though we're working on it).
  • 15% off - 'Treat Yo' Self' Plan

    90$
    Every year
    Now you can finally afford that [insert ridiculously expensive item from our Vavida Clockbusters store here]. (But please, for the love of all that is holy, don't tell my wife.)
     
    • What you don't get:
    • A lifetime supply of our products. (always dreaming, right?)
    • no guarantee that you'll become irresistibly charming.
  • 20% off - I'm Basically an Investor Plan

    120$
    Every year
    You're practically running the company at this point. (Just kidding... mostly. But seriously, thank you. You're the real MVP.)
     
    • What you don't get:
    • A lifetime supply of our products.
    • (Okay, maybe a slightly better chance than Tier 2.)
    • No guarantee that you'll become CEO
    • (though you can try your luck at our office Christmas party)
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